Free is for me

Free is for me

If you’re asking your self what is craigslist then you’re a dumbass and you should contine to read.  You can simply do everything known to man on craigslist.  You wake up and go to work and get fired.  With in five minutes after your drink you can search for other jobs and even post your [...]

Are you ugly?

Are you ugly?

How many times a day do you stare at your clock waiting for 5:00 to get off of work? Today Crunkspot.com will give you a multi million dollar idea for free. You can tell your friends that you got rich from crunkspot.com. The idea of the day is what I would call “DatingForUglies.com”. Yes you [...]

Come to Papa

Come to Papa

So I went to the Casino the other night to eat and play a few slots right. Well I won a few bucks, had a couple drinks and needed to piss. So I figure this will be your standard “go drain the main vein”, wash my hands and head out. Yeah well not this time. [...]

Who Sharted?

Who Sharted?

Hi, my name is K-Font. I am 24 years old, and I am still entirely too amused by bathroom humor…particularly the biological phenomenon we like to refer to as the “shart”. For those of you who are not familiar with the term, here are a few definitions courtesy of Urban Dictionary:
1. a small, unintended defecation [...]

Census Bureau Midget Snatching

Census Bureau Midget Snatching

So I’m talking to a friend yesterday and he’s telling me about his round of golf. As they wrap things up he and his golfing buddy head to the clubhouse to hang out. They get to talking with a lady they know when she gets a call on her cell phone. It’s her son who [...]

Why I Hate the “Like” Button

Why I Hate the “Like” Button

I’ve decided that the “like” button is the worst thing to happen to the facebook feed.
Since I stopped my own version of natural selection by keeping my Facebook friends list under 300, I’ve acquired “friends” that like everything–statuses, links, posts–you name it, and they like it.  I could set my status to: Redhead_Bloggette is taking [...]

Tell everyone on Facebook about your problems…PLEASE!

Tell everyone on Facebook about your problems…PLEASE!

Attention Getter: You don’t like what I say mutha fucka??? Don’t read it bitch!!
Attention Getter: I’m getting fucked up this weekend!!
Attention Getter: He thinks he can fuck around on me and get away with it? Wait until I see that bitch.
Attention Getter: Ya’ll about to see the new me……fuck the world, he can’t hold me [...]

Buttock Supreme….REALLY??

Buttock Supreme….REALLY??

Have you ever been online filling out a form with your Name, E-mail, etc. and it makes you enter some strange text from a box to verify that you are a real person? Yeah, well, I see these all the time but today was different. Usually these words don’t make much sense because they are [...]

What are all these damn things you can do on facebook?

What are all these damn things you can do on facebook?

Facebook is probably one of the most known websites on the planet next to crunkspot.com. I just have a few questions. What the hell is farming and why do a million people want me to farm with them. It just sounds stupid. “Jennifer” needs me to help them build a kitchen [...]

PRICELESS!

PRICELESS!

2 Vodka and Cranberries – $16
1 N. O. Saints Ticket – $75
Making out with a 70 year old Superdome security guard – PRICELESS!!

That’s What She Said!

That’s What She Said!

Ok, let’s just get it all out on the table right now and be completely honest. Risque work conversation did NOT originate on the TV show The Office (which is just absolutely brilliant, might I add). Everyone has that email group setup in outlook that they consider “safe” for sharing jokes, websites, articles, ideas, opinions, [...]

Social Networking Tools

Social Networking Tools

My friends and I are experts when it comes to striking up conversations with strangers. Whether we’re bored and feel like creeping people out or there’s a cute guy’s attention we’re trying to get, we have had quite some success with our spur of the moment, sometimes drunken sometimes sober ideas. If you’re looking for [...]